All Your Favorite Love Songs, DIVORCE Style!

Until now, the best break up songs songs were always written for that very purpose.  But now, comic genius Billy Riggs, a veteran of divorce, himself - has come up with a totally new concept!  From now on, the best break-up songs are simply rewritten versions of classic songs that were originally penned for the exact opposite reason: love songs!  Call them "UN-love songs," if you will.  Or divorce songs.  Available nowhere else on earth, the songs and ringtones found above represent the best possible slap-in-the-face to your Ex because they have taken some of the most tender and meaningful love songs of all time and completely stood them on their head!  Imagine hearing the (apparent) voices of Nat "King" and Natalie Cole singing "SO forgettable" instead of Unforgettable.  Or a John Denver sound-alike crooning "Come let me sue you.  Let me take your house from you."  Or a Sinatra impersonator bellowing, "You make me feel like dung!"  Or The (apparent) Platters singing "Only You.  That's all that you think of..."  Best of all these are funny break-up songs.  They represent comic relief for those experiencing one of life's most difficult transitions, marriage in reverse.  It's a cathartic experience to tell your former spouse or lover (even in the privacy of your own car) exactly how you feel through the songs recorded on All Your Favorite Love Songs, Divorce Style!  Our latest addition is to turn these hilarious songs into ringtones that you hear only when your Ex is calling you!  Imagine sitting at lunch when your phone begins to play "I'm Gonna Hate You Forever" or "Friends in Law Places" or "The Wind Between My Cheeks" or "You Clog Up My Senses."  OR, maybe the best of all... "Are You Loathsome, Tonight?" sung by Las Vegas' official Elvis impersonator.   You can order these ringtones for $2.99 each and they will be emailed right to your phone within 24 hours (usually much less)!  Your ringtone can be operational within hours!   After I wrote these songs, some of my friends told me, "These aren't songs to get over a break up, they're mean and bitter."  But I beg to differ.  They are harmless ways to shorten a hurting person's grieving period and improve their mood in the process.  Whether you order the actual (physical) CD or the emailed full songs or just a ringtone or two, the intended impact is to improve your life, or the life of someone you care about.  Order today!

By the way, there are two types of novelty albums - those that you buy on impulse then feel ripped off after you hear the cheesy karaoke-like sound tracks, and those that are professionally done to the nth degree.  This album is the latter.  Extreme pains were taken to get the sounds right in every detail.  Every song is full-length, just like the original versions, or in a couple of cases even longer.  And the best impersonators in Las Vegas were hired to do the vocals.  This album represents quality throughout;  I'm sure you'll agree!